I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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