I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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