sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
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He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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