you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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