i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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