well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
