new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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