I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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