I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
