feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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