Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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