I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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