Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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