Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
only if we run a train.
done.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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