More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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