I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
