im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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