I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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