I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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