We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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