I am spending my child support on dildos
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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