I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
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she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
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Houston, we have a squirter
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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