Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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