Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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