If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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