i would punch a child for taco bell
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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