bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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