3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
dude i'm inner monologue high
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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