Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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