weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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