id be glad to
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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