it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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