My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Can I color on your dick again?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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