Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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