guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
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