You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
