i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
