I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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