I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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