Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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