whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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