We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize