Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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