Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
