I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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