the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm at about main and main street
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Randomize
