Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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