trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
NoShamevember. You game?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Randomize
