I just threw up on my dentist
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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