Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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