just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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