Pregnant stripper...not hot.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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