If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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