Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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