I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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