I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
COCAINE IS GR8
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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