wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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