Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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