CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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